We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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