Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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