hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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