I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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