that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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