4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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