Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I cut my penus on the lid.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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