Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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