what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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