Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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