nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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