Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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