But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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