Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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