So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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