It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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