DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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