WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I think my moral compass just broke
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