There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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