problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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