Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the condom got lost in my hair
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Alive.
So much puke
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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