whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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