What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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