Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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