I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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