In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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