Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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