We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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