So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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