Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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