after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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