It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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