Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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