I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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