This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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