it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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