Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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