I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dignity is for republicans.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just puked most of my soul out..
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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