Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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