But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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