as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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