plz talk dirty to me
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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