More tranny stories later!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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