sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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