you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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