we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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