dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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