thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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