nut hugger
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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