When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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