i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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