sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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